The White house or the Wrong house?*
It seems Disney World has relocated. This Mickey Mouse operation—controlled by Goofy and led by Donald Duck—is turning what was once a respectable empire into a global farce.
A land built by immigrants who fought for the right to swindle the original inhabitants out of their land now appears to be on the warpath once again. Pointless rules and deliberate chaos are throwing the world into disarray, while a bullying wannabe emperor barrels toward the infamy he so richly deserves.
Like all Disney rides, this one will leave your head spinning as we lurch from one Fantasyland to another. And if nuclear war doesn’t drag us back into the Dark Ages, the fallout from this twisted carnival ride surely will.
Welcome to Back to the Future—the Muskrat and Bullwinkle edition.
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No comments. I may need to go to Disneyland at some point and I've heard the control at the entrance (after you've already paid for the ticket) is crazy.
ReplyDeleteYes, immigration is tough in the US
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about, sir?
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