The Company Car

All jokes aside...*

I recently shared a post on Corporate Responsibility—specifically, the importance of separating personal and professional lives by using dedicated devices for each.

But in brushing past the Company Car, I may have left a few "miles" unexplored.

I was reminded of that when I stumbled across the following...

The Company Car:

• Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.

• Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car.

• Takes speed humps at twice the speed.

• Requires no battery, radiator, oil, or tire checks.

• Will happily travel 60 miles with the oil warning light flashing.

• Rarely, if ever, needs cleaning.

• Has suspension tough enough for weekend bricks, slabs, and tools.

• Cancels out strange engine noises with a simple twist of the volume knob.

• Doesn’t need locking. The keys stay in—because who would steal this?

• Is mysteriously waterproof and sandproof for remote beach barbecues.

Of course, not every company car boasts such superhero traits. Some even need—gasp—maintenance and respect.

But the best humor holds up a mirror. If we can laugh at it, maybe we can learn from it too.

Enjoy your Sunday—responsibly.
Cheers.

(This is not my joke, but borrowed from the public gallery)

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