With Trump We Stand, and Divided We Will Fall.*
The DSA is growing into the empire of promise.
Yes — the Divided States of America. Exactly what it was destined to be.
Who could have imagined that such a powerful unity could be unravelled by such a ruthless coward?
Here’s a little math for you:
DT = DD (Donald Trump = Donald Duck)
DD = DD (Donald Duck = Divided Dynasty)
DD = DD (Divided Dynasty = Disastrous Debt)
Therefore — DD + DD = DT
Nice, huh?
Not exactly what the voters signed up for.
When they thought senility had taken over the White House, little did they know the miracle drug promising so much would turn out to be a national cancer instead.
How can this TACO be taken seriously?
Trump Always Chickens Out — it’s practically his biography. Failed universities, crumbling casinos, bankrupt hotels. The collapsing towers of Jenga have nothing on the Trump empire.
A spiteful spat with Musk became the epitome of how precarious any relationship is with this power-crazed individual.
Now?
The proliferation of fake news, direct from the duck’s mouth, has made belief unbelievable and trust non-existent.
And what of California — to be sacrificed in the name of a vengeful autocrat hell-bent on Making Trump Great Again?
Oops.
Said that before.
So… does that make it true?
Seriously — this buffoon may end up in history books as a great leader.
The man who “stopped” two wars.
The man who brought “pieces” to the world.
Oops again — I meant peace!
It's hard to define this decline and fall — this shredded reality being decimated in his wake.
What once looked like a promising future now barrels toward the nuclear waste dump the Cold War never delivered.
Roll over, Beethoven.
Roll over, Founding Fathers.
Roll over, next three and a half years — and please take the nightmare with you.
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